“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” Mitch Hedberg. This still makes me laugh. A very ordinary thought taken somewhere absurd. I love how the joke follows its own strange logic all the way to the end. Put it on a wall in plain black letters, and there’s really nothing else to add. One of those things I saved years ago that still gets exactly the same reaction.

“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” Mitch Hedberg. I still laugh at this. An ordinary thought follows its strange logic right through to something quite absurd. Put it on a wall in plain black letters. There’s really nothing to add. I saved this years ago, and somehow it still gets the same reaction.